WHY do I get phone calls like this:
HUSBAND: Is Neosporin safe for your ass?
ME: Where on your ass..!
HUSBAND: In the hole ... It, um, has a somewhat bad, bleeding tear from when I was ...
*This is where I hang up*
WHY call me???? He has a smartphone with google! Google doesn't discriminate! Google it!
*I apologise to those who are now grossed out. You knew the risks when you opened this blog.*
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